Senator Dianne Feinstein will continue to serve in office even after shuffling off her mortal coil, thanks to a new power play from the Democratic Party.
Just days after Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) ended the chamber’s dress code so Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) could dress like an insane ogre, the top Democrat decided to up the ante while adhering to the party’s mantra of inclusivity.
“It’s wrong to discriminate against the dead,” Schumer told Infowars in an exclusive interview via Palantíri. “With this necromantic decree, I am adding the massive roster of the unliving to our ranks.”
“All the years of using the deceased as voters allowed for this smooth transition.”
Insiders are reporting a furious Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) is already crying foul & dressing like a high-fantasy cleric in a last-ditch effort to ward off Feinstein’s new-found knowledge of the other side.
“This is unacceptable,” said Paul. “This ostensibly ‘inclusive’ new resolution is very clearly a power play to keep President Joe Biden in office forever.”
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